First post

Consider: the blog.

I:
Don't do political commentary, so that's out.
Don't spend a lot of time browsing through other people's blogs (save for a few friends), so that's out as well.
Don't do advice. Who would listen?
Don't (generally) do movie reviews or anything of that sort.

So what the hell is this for, then?
You guess is as good as mine. I guess that's why it's a private blog, eh?
How'd you get here, anyway?

(hmmm, note to self: come up with cool signoff to use all the time, like "-m." or "fogger has spoken")