Decrepitude

So I was at BBB the other day and I walked up behind one of younger employees in the break room. The person they were talking to (also youngish) said "don't turn around." I, of course, burst into "oh oh ooooohhh... der kommissar's in town oh oh ohh...!" because that's the kind of guy I am.

Blank looks.

Did I mention that these two were both in their late teens-early twenties?

It gets worse.

I then explain that it was a bit from a song called "Der Kommissar". Hadn't they ever heard of it? Came out in the early eighties? (1979, I just found out) The 21-year-old chirps at me, "Oh yeah, I listen to oldies!"

Oldies.

sigh