Wish I'd thought of this one

http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/archives/005625.html

Happy Wha-huh?

Saturday we went out to celebrate my 32nd birthday. Red Robin was the first stop (I love that place) and then we went bowling at the Brunswick Lanes in Columbia.

At one point I'm up for my first roll of a frame and I hear over the loudspeaker: "Attention guests, we'd like to announce a special event tonight..."

Great. I line up my shot.

"Michael Fogg is celebrating..."

Yeah yeah. I start to throw the ball.

"... his 40th birthday with us this evening!"

WHAT? Ball goes awry, I hit something like 3 pins. My wife is laughing fit to split.